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Quote : You know it's love when you memorize her IP number to skip DNS overhead
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Quote : Just shut up and reboot.
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Quote : Alcohol & calculus don't mix. Never drink & derive
Quote : How do I set a laser printer to stun?
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Quote : There is only one satisfying way to boot a computer
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Quote : Concept: On the keyboard of life, always keep one finger on the escape button
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Quote : It's not bogus, it's an IBM standard
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Quote : Be nice to the nerds, for all you know they might be the next Bill Gates!
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Quote : The farther south you go, the more dollar stores there are
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Quote : Beware of programmers that carry screwdrivers
Quote : The difference between e-mail and regular mail is that computers handle e-mail, and computers never decide to come to work one day and shoot all the other computers
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Quote : If you want a language that tries to lock up all the sharp objects and fire-making implements, use Pascal or Ada: the Nerf languages, harmless fun for children of all ages, and they won't mar the furniture
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Quote : COFFEE.EXE Missing - Insert Cup and Press Any Key
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Quote : Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot-proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is winning
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Quote : LISP = Lots of Irritating Silly Parentheses
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